MISSION OBJECTIVE:
get a good grade in Kaz!
What is this and is it real?
It's a fun little reward you get for "completing" MGSPW.
How?
50 ex-ops to the 2nd ending and another 50 to unlock this one.
I don't think it needs a guide...
But for my own amusement, I felt like making a whole ass list, hehe.
Remember the basics of Beach Date
Kaz's affinity level will go up or down depending on Snake's actions. You can't miss it:
there's a sound and 
when it goes up
and 
when it goes down.
It's very easy. You can do this by using:
- Items
- Actions
- Co-Op Comms
Raise his affinity level to get a better rank. First he starts smiling, then nodding and when it's high enough, he'll do a silly little clapping animation. Then complete the mission by equipping the Love Box (or Tank/Rescue Box).
You'll know when the affinity level is on the negative side, when he crosses his arms and frowns. Low enough, and he'll do a silly little stomping animation and turn his back.
If the level gets too low, he'll leave and you'll get a devastating game over screen.
Snake you baka
ITEMS
Uniform
Wearing the swim trunks or any of the "naked" uniforms will make Kaz wear swim trunks as well. If Snake shows more skin, closing the distance in any way during the mission will make Kaz say some (not-so-subtle) lines.
- "I've been wating for you" ♪
- "Maybe we were meant for each other..."
- "Nice pecs."
- "Take me to heaven, Snake."
After completing the mission with an S rank, you will get Miller's uniform.
Camera
When Snake faces the camera towards Kaz, he'll react and pose for the photo.
Variations depend on the current level. He does some ridiculous poses when maxed.
- B "You wanna a picture of me?"
- A "I'm ready for my close-up."
- S "Make sure you get a good shot of my muscles."
Binoculars
He says "What?" or "You're making me blush" if you focus on his face. (bit flustered)
Zoom in on his torso/hip area to increase affinity with each comment he makes.
- "Those things don't have X-ray vision, do they?"
- "All right, knock it off."
- "Go ahead, there's plenty of me to see."
Walkman 
He starts playing air guitar when you play Koi no Yokushiryoku...
Box 
He asks if there's room for two, and enters the box with Snake. There's cute little hearts. Last comment tells your Kaz-grade.
- C "Settle down, pal."
- B "We're just getting warmed up."
- A "Get better all the time!"
- S "Glad to be with you, Boss..."
ACTIONS
CQC
The quickest way to S-rank the mission. Just beat the shit out of him, knock him out, throw him or choke him and he'll love it. Each action raises affinity.
By using some of the comms, you can also ask him to attack. Kaz throws a punch that sends Snake flying across the beach. This also increases affinity. His aviators can break and tilt a bit (giving you a glimpse of his eyes)
If you lie on top of him, he'll mumble: "Stop it... I'm not that kind of guy..." and when you do it again, he'll mutter a suggestive "Oh ho ho... Snake..."
allies start calling if you keep doing it
Search
Search him to get the Patriot assault rifle design specs. Apparently, the "C-mag" in this gun has a nickname that roughly translates to "balls-mag." (reminder of its shape)
Interrogate
Do it to get Kaz frustratingly close to confessing.
- I've got...nothing...to hide...
- No skeletons...in my closet...
- OK, OK...there's one thing...I never told you...
- You were always...my...
. . .
Movement
He'll say "Where are you going?" or "Settle down" if you're running around, but if you bump into him, he'll start asking "What's your problem?" and affinity drops.
Codec
If you try to make a call during the date, he'll say "Later, Snake. Now's not the time" or "Why don't we have a chat instead, just the two of us?"
CO-OP COMMS
Half of the fun is in the acting, tbh. Anyway, I tried them all and wrote the responses down. Some comms have slightly different meaning in japanese.
| CO-OP COMM | RESPONSE | EFFECT | NOTES |
| 1. Attack | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Say Good Night. | You sure? | ||
| Say good night... ... | (falls asleep) | sleep talk ≚ | |
| Down on the ground. | Not gonna happen. | ||
| Surrender. | </3 | ||
| I feel the power within me! | Me too, Snake! | 🧡 | minagittekita! = boner implication |
| Co-op thunder! | Haha! Nature’s telling how badass we are! | ||
| Grenade! | Right! | ||
| I'm going in! | C’mere! | ||
| Take down all enemies! | I can still do it! | ||
| I'll handle it! | I’m counting on you. | 🧡 | |
| Going in! | You...you’re kidding, right…? | 🧡 | |
| Now! | Try this one! (throws a punch) | ||
| Targets added! | You talking about me? | ||
| Fire! | Right! (throws a punch) | ||
| Opening fire! | Any time! | guess he means punching, lol | |
| Missile! | Yeah, I…don’t think we’d survive that. | ||
| Fall in! | You...you’re kidding, right…? | 🧡 | gattai! = “unite” |
| Going all in! | Any time! | 🧡 | |
| Open fire! | Yeah, I…don’t think we’d survive that. | ||
| Guess it's time to launch some fireworks... | You...you’re kidding, right…? | 🧡 | |
| 2. Support | |||
| Focus! | Right! | ||
| You can do this! | Aww, Snake… You’re gonna make me cry. | ||
| Line up the shot. | You sure know how to kill a guy… | ||
| I can feel 'em. | 1. I’m feeling your vibes, Boss. 2. I’m feeling it, Boss (lowered voice) |
🧡 | |
| Here. | Right! | ||
| I see you. | Watch this! (flirty) | 🧡 | |
| Go around! | What are you talking about? | ||
| CO-OP In! | Right! | ||
| Snake In! | |||
| Give me that for a minute! | Not a problem! | ||
| Here, use this! | Aww, Snake… You’re gonna make me cry. | ||
| 3. Defense | |||
| You dish it out, I can take it. | Ok, then, here I go! (throws a punch) | ||
| Turn it up. | Get better all the time! | 🧡 | |
| Haidaraaaaa! | Haidaraaaa! | z.o.e. ref | |
| Cover! | Not a problem! | ||
| Somebody get over here! | I’m here. | </3 | |
| We're pulling out! | That’s cold, Snake. | </3 | |
| Defend the target! | What are you talking about? | ||
| Engaging the enemy! | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| I need backup! | That’s cold, Snake. | ||
| I got you covered! | Aww, Snake… You’re gonna make me cry. | ||
| Reload! | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| Run! | |||
| Get out of there! | |||
| Look out! | No problems here. | ||
| Watch yourself! | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| It's a trap! | Nothing like that around here. | ||
| Incoming! | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| Give me a hand. | Not a problem! | ||
| Not looking good... | This isn’t like you. | ||
| Box time! | Yeah… | 🧡 | |
| Get inside! | Right! | 🧡 | |
| 4. Greetings | |||
| I knew you had it in you! | 1. Naturally. 2. Look who’s talking. |
🧡 | |
| You're pretty good. | Cut it out, you’re making me blush. | 🧡 | |
| That's good stuff! | This is FANTASTIC! | umai! = tasty! | |
| Got it. | What are you talking about? | ||
| I don't think so. | That’s just like you. | </3 | |
| Good work. | Arigato! | 🧡 | |
| Impressive. | Cut it out, you’re making me blush. | ||
| Good luck. | I don’t believe in luck. | ||
| Hold it! | Can’t wait any longer! | ||
| I'm good to go. | No problems here. | ||
| Come on! | Ok, then, here I go! (punch) | ||
| Clear! | I can still do it! | ||
| Good to have you! | Hey, come on now, we’re friends aren’t we? | 🧡 | |
| So long! | That’s cold, Snake. | </3 | |
| Sorry...I have to pull out. | </3 | ||
| Thanks. | Hey, come on now, we’re friends aren’t we? | 🧡 | |
| See you later! | That’s cold, Snake. | </3 | |
| Don't be an idiot! | I know, it’s crazy, isn’t it? | muchada! = ridiculous! | |
| Nice one! | We’re just getting warmed up. | ||
| HEY! | Right! | ||
| Not gonna answer me? | |||
| What's the matter? | Nothing to it | ||
| Form on me! | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| Ten-hut! | I’m always watching you… | ten-hut = attention | |
| Not bad! | Cut it out, you’re making me blush. | ||
| Wrong! | Sorry… | ||
| Get your act together! | </3 | ||
| Yess! | YOOOOSSSHHH | ||
| 5. Misc. commands | |||
| Here I am. | Right! | ||
| I'll give 'em something to shoot at. | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| Keep 'em busy for me. | |||
| It's the enemy! | |||
| Take cover!! | Haven’t seen anybody. | ||
| I'm under attack! Enemy position unknown! | Lay off. There’s nobody else around. | ||
| Right. | Hmm? (looks in direction) | ||
| Left. | |||
| In front. | |||
| Behind. | |||
| Up. | |||
| Down. | |||
| Hm? | Huh | ||
| Going up! | Where? | ||
| Going down! | |||
| Crouch down! | What’s wrong, Boss? | ||
| Get down! | |||
| Spread out! | That’s cold, Snake. | ||
| Don't let 'em get away! | I’m not running from this. | ||
| After 'em! | Any time! | ||
| Let 'em go! | That’s cold, Snake. | ||
| Stick with CQC. | Any time! | 🧡 | |
| Put 'em to sleep. | What are you talking about? | ||
| Find a way around. | |||
| Guns at ready! | Yeah, I…don’t think we’d survive that. | ||
| Over here. | Right! (follows) | ||
| 6. Recovery | |||
| It's not over yet! | Yeah. Our battle’s just getting started. | 🧡 | |
| We're still in this fight. | 1. That’s right. We can do this! 2. Not ready to quit yet! |
🧡 | |
| I'm ready to go. | Any time! | 🧡 | |
| I'm with ya. | 1. Aww Snake, you’re gonna make me cry. 2. I’m with you. |
🧡 | |
| Don't die on me. | 1. I’m not gonna die on you. 2. You too. |
🧡 | |
| You take it from here. | Not a problem! | 🧡 | |
| I'm counting on you! | |||
| I'll pick up your bones when I'm done. | You do that. | 🧡 | recovery? ≚ |
| I'll be sure to notify your next of kin. | MSF is the only family I’ve got. | ||
| 7. Stealth | |||
| They'll never hear me coming. | Yeah… | ||
| Give 'em the silent treatment. | |||
| Here goes. | Right! | ||
| GO! GO! GO! | |||
| Taking it slow. | Yeah… | ||
| Let's take it easy. | |||
| I'm going it alone. | But...why, Snake? | ||
| I'm going it alone!! | I’m going with you, Boss! | ||
| Follow me! | Right! (follows) | ||
| Form up and move out! | Aww, Snake… You’re gonna make me cry. | ||
| Going on ahead! | That’s cold, Snake. | ||
| Hurry! | Where? | ||
| I'm going with you! | Right! | ||
| Stay out of sight. | Yeah… | 🧡 | |
| 8. Other | |||
| Meow, meow, meow. | Meow? Meow meow...? | listen... ≚ | |
| Rest in Peace. | What are you talking about? | ||
| Sweet dreams. | You mean, in your arms? | 🧡 | |
| Settle down! | You expect me to stay cool like this? | ||
| Kyehhhhhh! | (is thrown back a bit) | ||
| Good! | Cut it out, you’re making me blush. | ||
| That's right! | Not a problem! | ||
| The best ones die young... | Good point… | ||
| Sorry...I just... | What’s wrong, Boss? | ||
| I like it! | I like you too. | 🧡 | |
| Not my thing... | That’s cold, Snake. | </3 | |
| Kept you waiting, huh? | Can’t wait any longer! | ||
| Not exactly... | What are you talking about? | ||
| Loyal to the end, people! | You...you’re kidding, right…? | 🧡 | |
| Peace! | Snake, you… | ||
| V for victory! | |||
| Venceremos! | Venceremos! | ||
| Hasta la victoria siempre! | |||
| Peace won't come to us. | If they’re not gonna come, leave ‘em alone. | ||
| Victoria o muerte! | We cannot afford to do that, either way. | ||
| VIC BOSS! | You’re the Boss! | ||
| VIC VOS! | Vos means you. | ||
| Rocket Peace! | You...you’re kidding, right…? | 🧡 | |
Note:
Some comms that normally slightly raise the affinity level can have the opposite effect if you're far on the negative side. He just says "huh" or "yeah, I'm sure."
- Talking in his sleep 💤
- Not even for you, Boss...
- Snake...answer me, Snaaake..
- Mom, your miso soup...always too salty...
- Dad...I'm an American...
This is a saying for people who are trying to do something difficult. "If you fail, I'll take care of it afterwards." "If you get rejected, we'll be there for you," etc.
Cultural context: "kotsuage"
in japan, most people are cremated after death. as part of a religious ritual, relatives pick the bones out of the ashes and transfer them to the urn with large chopsticks. that's where this saying comes from.
fluent in felyne...